*tweets kevin spacey* what’s it like, playing satan?
Literal Disney queen Idina Menzel slaying the fuck out of that high D. (x)
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche
yesterday my friend caitlin walked into class late cause she had been at church for ash wednesday and as she headed to her seat my friend michaela said “what’s on your face” in this very blunt tone and my english teacher laughed so hard he had trouble breathing and i thought he was going to cry
i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break